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trohmen:

fall out boy could actually hit me across the face with a 50 pound weight and it still wouldn’t hit me as hard as disloyal order of water buffaloes did when i first heard it

powerburial:

youwanttthed:

powerburial:

cool college guy recipe:

  • hot dog on pizza

what you will need:

  • hotdog
  • pizza
  • oven

ingredients:

  1. 1hotdog
  2. preheat oven
  3. hotdog on pizza
  4. pizza in oven
  5. microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the  pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids
  6. 6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza

Do you do weddings

i do whatever the hell i waint

(Source: maggotmaster)

FOB lyric parallels
Fall Out Boy

folieadamn:

a compilation of similar lyrics in fall out boy songs

"Betray him and I'll kill you."
becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

(Source: benjoyment)

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

(Source: derpycats)

(Source: fromhiddleswithlove)


debatable

debatable

(Source: deluminator)